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Don't go to work!!! Call in sick! Today's gonna suck! If you go to work, you'll inevitably run into an ass-clown who will do everything in their power to make sure you go home feeling like a sun-dried sack of dog crap! ...Just sayin'...
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The movie was... interesting, to say the least. It was enjoyable the whole way through, especially seizure time. The only real reason I wrote the review, however, was to ask... why did the end song sound like it was being sung by Bill from King Of The Hill?
Author's Response:
I don't know. You should probably go ask the crazy psycho that created it in the first place. He goes by the name of "numbers."
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LOL! Okay, I don't know what wild whim led to the creation of this, but by God, have some more! This was awesome! I had a blast, and this better pass judgement or I've given up hope for the Newgrounds populous. On a sidenote, both ninjas and nuns will beat you, the only difference is, you can see it coming when nuns do it!
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...that little bit needed is forgiveable, as you have paid tribute to the one, the only, the KING! Elvis Aron Presley! FTW!!! Thanks, and Elvis's blessings be with you!
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"Masterpiece! Deserves awards!"
Okay, I am REALLY glad this had a happy ending! If it has to end, fan-floggin'-tastic that it would do so on an AMAZING note! I must say, there was no part of this series that disappointed! Love your work! Take care, for now!
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Well, my friend, congrats, as you've just pulled a reversal of every horror movie ever made! In THIS movie, ONLY the black guy didn't die!!! (Not a racist comment, folks, just had to cash in on the cliche-killer while the opportunity was open to me!)
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Great installment... Wow! When you really think back, it's hard to believe this whole war began with the chicken dance!
-Drago Imperio
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Now, this is awesome! How original! I'm reviewing this while it's under judgement, and this is definitely a protection I wanna be a part of! Great work!
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You can't compete with a classic such as this! Gary, you sir, are a god!
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"Oh, them silly Spartans and the things they do!"
A 10, because not only is the movie itself hilarious, but you could honestly put the Sparta line in a room full of terminally ill children and I'd start laughing... Hmmmm, maybe my meds are wearing off...
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On behalf of myself and my brethren, I truly and sincerely thank you for putting into video format the angst and hatred we felt for the JEM movie. As far as I am concerned, you are a friend to me and my kin. Bless you, sir. Truly, truly bless you... oh, and the flash itself was rather badass too!
-Drago Imperio and the entire Crimson Dragon Order
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